Asian Massage Parlor Recommendations?

Hello -

I will be in Vegas in a few weeks, and wanted to get recommendations for a good Asian Massage Parlor. And yes - I do want the happy ending!

Thanks for your help,
G

Just ask a porn slapper . . . they can help.

Originally Posted by Gunit4417

Hello -

I will be in Vegas in a few weeks, and wanted to get recommendations for a good Asian Massage Parlor. And yes - I do want the happy ending!

Thanks for your help,
G

There are no Asian Massage Parlors that could even hope to stay in business in this town if they did not provide a happy ending.

The happy ending is implied.

You don't need to ask a porn slapper.

If it says "all types of massage" or "table shower", you will be offered a happy ending.

I don't know if there is a "best" one. From what I have heard, they are all pretty much the same. It's just the luck of the draw as to which lady you get. I think they work across multiple parlors, and those parlors change hands constantly.

Look in the phone book for "massage", or look in the advertisement section of the Las Vegas Weekly when you get here ... call, and just see who sounds professional on the phone.

I believe there is a place called sensations, that could take care of your needs....according to a cabbie that was bringing me home from a strip club it is the best one in the town....

John4Vegas, where are you? We need your expertise here!

-SilverStreak

Its similar to a Golden shower,only they use water as opposed to pee wee :D

Q: What's a happy ending?




A: $100. Same as in town.

JC

Originally Posted by Blonde4ever_in_Canada

Wish someone would clue me in to what a "table shower" consists of? :?

From what I understand, it is what it sounds like.

You lay down on a table, and they actually pull out one of those shower heads and wash you like a baby.

I know several people who enjoy those massage places to the point where they go at least once a week. The stories and details have always intrigued and amused me.

Apparently, it's like $60 for the message, and $60 for the goodies, including the happy ending. And these joints are all over town and they know exactly what the score is.

It's not my thing, but I don't see a damn thing wrong with it. Probably a much better deal than a strip club where you pay $300+ to get dry humped and may or may not go home blue-balled.

At least you go home satisfied, and if you get the table shower ... clean.

How many people walk out of a strip club clean?

Originally Posted by bagsman

I believe there is a place called sensations, that could take care of your needs....according to a cabbie that was bringing me home from a strip club it is the best one in the town....

If its recommended by a cabby, its likely the last place you want to go. The driver is likely getting a $40-50 kickback and you are footing the bill for that fee.

Plus, if its like the Can Can Room (another ripoff joint that cabbies will steer you toward as the kickbacks are generous), you wont end up getting what you want (even though you'll end up paying twice as much as other "shops")

Originally Posted by dean_siu

If its recommended by a cabby, its likely the last place you want to go. The driver is likely getting a $40-50 kickback and you are footing the bill for that fee.

This just shows your ignorance.

All referral fees have been made the same to keep a level playing field.

This just shows your ignorance.

All referral fees have been made the same to keep a level playing field.

I'm not sure I understand why you think the advice was ignorant? If I get in a cab, and ask where I can get a great massage with a happy ending - and the cabby takes me ONLY to a place that is giving a kickback, does that equate to my getting the service I am looking for? I HAVE been hustled by the cabbies in Vegas - only to pay heafty cover fees, and not get what I wanted. That's because it is all about the kickbacks.

Am I the only one that has had good cabbie experiences in Vegas? The only times I have been “tunneled” was when either east side traffic on Trop or Paradise has been messed up or I’m going DT or to some other local casino. When I get in a cab I can tell in relative short order whether or not the guy is a jerk. However, it doesn’t mean all cabbies are jerks. If you have such distain for these individuals then WTF are you doing hitting them up for recommendations?

And besides, why not try to meet someone, make conversation, impress her/him with your stellar personality, and avoid the aftermath of having some scank hose you down and watch all those little potential dean_siu’s or Gunit4417’s washed down the drain along with what’s left of your self-esteem?

JC

Gunit,

why post a question like that here?

Just do a google search with your key words and I am sure you will find your answer.

Originally Posted by Evan614

Gunit,

why post a question like that here?

Just do a google search with your key words and I am sure you will find your answer.

The same could be said for just about every question ever asked on this board.

It was completely on-topic for Las Vegas Tourism. The Massage Industry is a big industry here, it is entertainment ... like shows and dining are entertainment. What questions do you want to see asked on the board?

And couldn't you just as easily ignore the threads that don't appeal to you instead of bitching about the threads that don't appeal to you?

I'm not trying to argue, just seriously asking the question.

Originally Posted by JCHouston

Am I the only one that has had good cabbie experiences in Vegas?

I take cabs here all the time. I have seen it all.

About 70% of my rides are great, 20% so-so, and 10% of the time there is a problem.

The "I forgot to turn the meter on" scheme is really widespread right now.

Even though it is a $500 fine and misdemeanor not to turn on the meter when a fare gets in the cab, many cabbies are risking it these days for the extra $$$.

Make sure that you cabbie turns on the meter when you get in, and if he refuses ("I don't need it", "it's broken", etc) tell him that you only pay the amount that shows on the meter.

If it says 0.00 when you get to your destination, that is what you legally owe.

When he knows that you knows this, he will turn on the meter right away.

Trust me on this one.

Originally Posted by Gunit4417

and the cabby takes me ONLY to a place that is giving a kickback,

Because you think that "THERE IE ONLY ONE PLACE THAT GIVES US A REFERRAL FEE"

Because you think that " ALL the REFERRAL FEES ARE DIFFERENT"

Because you think that " YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOME KIND OF DEAL IF THE REFERRAL FEE IS NOT PAID TO US"


Because you DO NOT HAVE A CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT !

If the cabbie takes you to WO FAT, ONE HUNG LO or ANY of them , the Cabbie is going to collect and collect the same amount.

Why should I try to divert someone that has made up their mind to another place that is going to pay the same ? In most cases the person that really wanted to go to the first place will say OK, just take me back too or take me here.


That's why I said YOU ARE IGNORANT.

Originally Posted by VegasRex

The same could be said for just about every question ever asked on this board.

It was completely on-topic for Las Vegas Tourism. The Massage Industry is a big industry here, it is entertainment ... like shows and dining are entertainment. What questions do you want to see asked on the board?

And couldn't you just as easily ignore the threads that don't appeal to you instead of bitching about the threads that don't appeal to you?

I'm not trying to argue, just seriously asking the question.

Rex,
Since when is THIS a illegal prostitution or house of illegal prostitution referral recommendation website?
It maybe on topic but should I ask for the recommendation of the best place to pick up marijuana or crack cocaine in Las Vegas?
I don't see casino's comping drugs & hookers for their better clients... why not.. level of class and dignity for the establishment... same should go for here.
I am not a prude. There is just a time and place for everything.. and this isn't the place. he should go find a massage parlor reviews dot com site.

Dude - you are full of BS. Have you ever actually BEEN to Vegas?

No Mr. JC you're not alone in good experiences with the cabbies. I haven't had a bad experience with a cabbie in Vegas yet. I was tunnelled once but I think it was actually to our benefit in that case, traffic was heavy that night. I had one experience where the cabbie took my drunk husbands' directions over mine. He said "Lady, he's bigger than both of us...I'm sorry." He had a point. I didn't tip because he shouldn't have listened to Bob over me, especially not a drunken Bob, him but he had a point. Oh yeah, and the one guy that took us behind Harrah's to Koval when it was all flooded, driving past the markers saying closed and the cops trying to help stranded people, we came very close to being stuck. It would have been exciting trying to push Bob's drunken large behind up on the roof of the minivan I'm sure. And the time the cabbie wouldn't listen to me about where the 24 hour walmart is on Trop so we ended up driving around a while...

But otherwise, good experiences.

Originally Posted by Evan614

Rex,
Since when is THIS a illegal prostitution or house of illegal prostitution referral recommendation website?

Since when is it not a Las Vegas website?

Seriously, are you that naive?

The question he posed is a very frequently asked question to some of us who live here in Las Vegas.

Some are too embarrassed to ask, and that's a shame. If they seek the answer, and have the nads to do so, then someone should be able to answer them.

Originally Posted by Evan614

It maybe on topic but should I ask for the recommendation of the best place to pick up marijuana or crack cocaine in Las Vegas?

If you want to know, and if someone is willing to answer you, I certainly wouldn't have a fit about it. I would probably skip over the thread, like I skip over most threads, but I wouldn't scold you.

It's not my business to do so.

Originally Posted by Evan614

I don't see casino's comping drugs & hookers for their better clients...

Yes, and I have never seen the Taj Mahal, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

The number of things that are comped or at least "assisted in being obtained" might surprise you.

I will grant you that few of us here are on that level with the casino, but that doesn't mean that many aren't.

Originally Posted by Evan614

why not.. level of class and dignity for the establishment... same should go for here.

LOL. If you say so.

I am not going to argue about this point, I will just tell you that you are wrong and move on.

I don't think you have a completely accurate picture of Las Vegas, but luckily this is not necessary to enjoy the place.

Originally Posted by Evan614

I am not a prude. There is just a time and place for everything.. and this isn't the place. he should go find a massage parlor reviews dot com site.

Well you didn't answer my first question. What prevents you from just skipping the thread and participating in one that strikes your fancy?

I read maybe one in every ten threads on this board. I don't stop in the other 9 to bitch about them.

This behavior sounds reasonable, no?