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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Re: 5 Things
1) All games, without exception, certified by a trustworthy independent agency to have an expectation value of no less than 99.5%.
2) The entire casino and hotel is non-smoking and violators are banned for a year.
3) All rooms are suites.
4) The complex has its own brewery/brewpub and a great buffet to boot.
5) Free rooms are given out for an average coin-in of $200 a day.
You asked for my ideal.......
Now, what would I change in reality? I think for me the biggest turn-off is the ash residue everywhere and the generally dirty conditions. Machines should be cleaned more regularly.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: United States - California
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Re: 5 Things
1. 9/6 JOB.
2. Single & Double deck BJ that pays 3-2 and has good rules with a $10 minimum.
3. Free lounge acts from 4pm-12am.
4. All the rooms are real suites, ala THEhotel.
5. Loyalty Discounts. Your hotel rate goes down a certain percentage every visit. And repeat hotel guests are given priority to all shows and restaurants.
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: 5 Things
1 No smoking, thoughout the casino and hotel rooms. (Yes I hear you say, have a non smoking room and leave us smokers alone, but I dont want to smell it in the corridoors either, and yes I used to smoke).
2 Child care in EVERY hotel and casino. (just because we have children, does not mean we are lepers).
3 A tiffanys in every casino, with different items in each.
4 A min of 5 shoe stores in every hotel/casino.
5 looser slots machines.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: United States - Florida
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Re: 5 Things
I'm with you guys about the non smoking. It would be nice however that hasn't panned out too well for Atlantic City.
I'd love for there to be a way to keep the kids from running up and down the hallways slamming doors and/or loud people getting into verbal fights outside your hotel room at 3:00 am. Also for the non drinkers coffee and soda machines on the casino floor is always nice... like the M Resort has...
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Re: 5 Things
1) Entire complex is SMOKING ONLY. Any violators are restrained by security and a lit cig is forced into their mouth.
2) All female staff must be under 30, good figure, have at least D cup size and go topless.
3) Only games offered are $5 single deck 3:2 BJ, $3 craps with 100x odds, slots/VP with at least 99% payback
4) Casino lounge with great afternoon/evening acts and cheap drinks
5) Good cheap food venues
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: 5 Things
1: I agree with the no smoking. In this day and age why anyone still smokes is beyond me, especially anyone under 35. So a non smoking casino would be awesome.
2: The casino will have an In N Out Burger on the premesis.
3: There will be nothing at the casino that would attract L.A. Metrosexuals and Trust Fund Babies.
4: Free Lounge Acts pumping out Rat Pack Era music all day and night.
5: A friendly appreciaitive staff, the kind that remembers your name when they see you.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: United States - Florida
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Re: 5 Things
1 - Add Fat Tuesday's to available FREE drinks when gambling along with faster cocktail service.
2 - Free daily complimentary massage.
3 - Same shows but with additional times in the afternoon instead of only evenings.
4 - A "do over" card for the craps table when you roll a 7 instead of your point.
5 - More frequent and more interactive bonus rounds.
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Re: 5 Things
Let me add a couple more:
6) No fannypacks, polyester clothes or t's. Violators are taken out to the desert and marooned.
7) No kids allowed! Any rugrats caught on the premises are hauled out to the shark tank out back and tossed in at feeding time. Pool patrons get free entertainment. Patrons must have at least 10 teeth!
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: 5 Things
1) good coffee that isnt $5 a cup
2) a complete ban on anyone under 21 on the property
3) looser slots
4) fast cocktail service (with crown and coke always an option)
5) more late night eating options
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: United States - California
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Re: 5 Things
Quote:
Originally Posted by ajonate
Is that really such a bad thing?
Going back to the 80s isn't such a bad thing. I was just saying that there were lower prices and better gaming conditions back then, and that casinos were completely filled with cigarette smoke.
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Re: 5 Things
Quote:
Originally Posted by tommycanuck
Let me add a couple more:
6) No fannypacks, polyester clothes or t's. Violators are taken out to the desert and marooned.
7) No kids allowed! Any rugrats caught on the premises are hauled out to the shark tank out back and tossed in at feeding time. Pool patrons get free entertainment. Patrons must have at least 10 teeth!
I'm with you except for #8. Do they have to be your own?
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Patrons must have at least 10 teeth!
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